“My mom cried when I got the job as valet at the Bored Ape Yacht Club, one of the preeminent social clubs for apes. She hooted and grunted and peeled open one of our finest bananas. \”Jenkins,\” she said, \”you’re going to rub shoulders with some of the finest apes from around the world.\” I rolled my eyes. She had a knack for embellishment, and I was only going to be a valet, after all.”
Jenkins the Valet is a wide-eyed, brown-furred service ape rather ordinary in appearance, but in the attire of his work vest and Irish boho hat, widely regarded as a diligent professional, true embodiment of discretion and perhaps one the most boring apes in the Bored Ape Yacht Club (BAYC) universe.
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